beekirby

JUST A PSA:

loveatitsfinest:

American Airlines’ number (1-800-433-7300) is only one number away from a SEX HOTLINE (1-800-633-7300) IM NOT FUCKING KIDDING MY FLIGHT GOT CANCELED SO I HAD TO CALL AMERICAN AIRLINES AND THE LADY WROTE IT SO THE 4 LOOKED LIKE A 6 SO I CALLED IT AND THIS LADY JUST GOES ”MMMMM IVE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU IM SO HORNY” IM LIKE IM SHIT THIS ISN’T AMERICAN AIRLINES FUCK

thirteenthmartyr

Let’s play “Never Have I Ever”. Cross out all of the things that you have done. You might just see that there are people just like you out there.

Sexual

  • Never have I ever kissed a girl.
  • Never have I ever kissed a boy.
  • Never have I ever had sex.
  • Never have I ever fallen in love.
  • Never have I ever cheated on someone.
  • Never have I ever been cheated on. 

Life

  • Never have I ever gotten into a fight.
  • Never have I ever done something illegal.
  • Never have I ever gotten wasted.
  • Never have I ever used an illegal drug.
  • Never have I ever snuck out.
  • Never have I ever stolen something. 
  • Never have I ever vandalized something.
  • Never have I ever lost a family member due to death.
  • Never have I ever been in a life or death situation.
  • Never have I ever been arrested.
  • Never have I ever been fired from a job.

Emotions

  • Never have I ever been kept up at night due to guilt. 
  • Never have I ever laughed so hard I cried.
  • Never have I ever cried myself to sleep.
  • Never have I ever wished that I was someone else.
  • Never have I ever wanted to kill myself.
  • Never have I ever tried to kill myself.
  • Never have I ever felt like an outcast.
  • Never have I ever wanted to do something just so I would fit in.

Friendships

  • Never have I ever ruined my friendship with someone.
  • Never have I ever had a friend leave me for other people.
  • Never have I ever been kicked out of a friend group.
  • Never have I ever wanted to fuck one of my friends. 
  • Never have I ever been friendless.

School

  • Never have I ever failed a test.
  • Never have I ever cut class.
  • Never have I ever had to eat alone.
  • Never have I ever failed a course. 
  • Never have I ever been suspended.
  • Never have I ever received detention.
  • Never have I ever dropped out of school.